27 reasons you decided to write a novel
1. Fight Club.
2. David Cronenberg.
3. Radiohead.
4. David Attenborough.
5. Hellraiser.
6. Fight Club.
7. The Pass This On video by the Knife.
8. Ramiro R.
9. The cover of Lady Gaga’s Bad Romance by Lessie.
10. Japanese medical fetishism horror comics.
11. Hellraiser: Inferno.
12. Fight Club.
13. Lykke Li.
14. Rob Zombie.
15. The Box by Takashi Miike.
16. Donnie Darko.
17. Darren Aronofsky.
18. Fight Club.
19. Supernatural seasons one through five.
20. Elvis Presley.
21. Ichi the Killer by Hideo Yamamoto.
22. Franz Kafka.
23. Alan Moore.
24. Maynard James Keenan.
25. Guillermo del Toro.
26. Fight Club.
27. Insert reason here.
